Here are some hilarious text about the things that people have done in the last night. About 3 hours of fun texts mostly related to booze or sex that are going to cheer your life.
Here are some of the best I found on www.textsfromlastnight.com
- “Not only do prius’ look terrible they are terrible to have sex in ” Of course it’s all about Toyota Prius.
- “: we need to go to the store. i’m tired of having bud light for breakfast.
: do you want me to pick up budweiser instead? ”
- “: oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
: like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family. ”
- “Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway. “
- “I’m not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I’m on acid I think.”
