Here are some hilarious text about the things that people have done in the last night. About 3 hours of fun texts mostly related to booze or sex that are going to cheer your life.

Here are some of the best I found on www.textsfromlastnight.com

  • “Not only do prius’ look terrible they are terrible to have sex in ” Of course it’s all about Toyota Prius.
  • “: we need to go to the store. i’m tired of having bud light for breakfast.

: do you want me to pick up budweiser instead? ”

  • “: oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

: like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family. ”

  • “Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway. “
  • “I’m not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I’m on acid I think.”